I just got my wisdom teeth out an I’m looking so good

(via taylortwister)

chitchat-neigh:

I can ride a 1200 pound animal over 3 foot fences but God forbid I have to actually call to order a pizza.

(via dreamingjay)

bookahplease:

bookahplease:

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(via thislullabyeven)

Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead."
— Schmidt, 22 Jump Street (via joshbgosh1)

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aninnocent:

"oh my god i hate taylor swift sO MUCH BECAUSE-"

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youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

(via youareworldsaway)

sherlockswift:

Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy. 

(via julyninths)

svvitzerland:

people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner likeimage

(via swifth)

tagged as:
# bonding

rnajestical:

if we hate the same people we’re already friends

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taylorswift:

Finding wings in New York City.

taylorswift:

Finding wings in New York City.

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# lol
# 80s music jokes
# annie

motherfuckingsantamaster:

if you ever doubt the power of music

just remember that the entire fucking United States has discontinued the phone number 867-5309 

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